Straight from the And If You Believe That One files: “The Wealthy Are Hoarding $10 Billion of Bitcoin in Bunkers”

Not only does such risible propaganda trick naive media consumers into a false impression that tulipcoin is stable, being (*cough*) valued (*cough*) at $10 billion now and at the same $10 billion following any disaster the magnitude of which might drive meatspace avatars toward bunkers, it also tricks them into a false impression that a […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 555 of WWIII

Chalk this up to being a Hathaway half-truth

Gold weight establishes the natural price of all other goods & services, and as such socialist fraudsters will try again & again to substitute in one or another “reserve currency” forgery as part of this or that grift of unnatural Political Economy — but tulipcoin, on the other hand, represents merely an initial attempt at […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 431 of WWIII

There’s no external link this time, but the doctor would like to e-correct the heading of this post

Upon second e-consideration, it’s wasn’t quite accurate for that particular online avatar to e-assert that tulipcoin removes Legal Tender from the marketplace — rather, cybercurrencies disguise Legal Tender as something else, which emboldens inflationary fraudsters to keep expanding the Legal Tender supply (bottom line: removing a medium of exchange from an economy represents deflationary activity […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 430 of WWIII

An email to the doctor asks “what” the doctor e-thinks about “the panic selling of bitcoin turning into a nice opportunity to weed out the weak hands and buy the dip”

Ha, nice try — more like some meatspace avatars tried to take some profits before the mass rush to the exit, which then compelled those behind the tulipcoin grift to panic buy in an effort to shore up its price (related: the NWO-created term BTFD — which stands for Buy The Fu*king Dip — has […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 413 of WWIII

Who remembers this post?

The doctor must e-make a slight correction to e-state that the dump part of the pump & dump will come when millions of suckers agree to accept six-figure-per tulipcoin in exchange for their actual labor effort (bottom line: the Gold 2.0 disguise for Jekyll Island 2.0 is insufficient — so now all the hype is […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 409 of WWIII

Who remembers this informative post?

Make no mistake: after enough middle-income earners (i.e. those who comprise the bulk of sellers on sites like and start pretending that they’ve become NWO-vanquishing (*cough*) cryptocurrency (*cough*) geniuses, millions will lose their proverbial shirt as the price of their precious plummets toward far less than they thought they were getting while engaged […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 407 of WWIII

The NWO’s strategy for programming a new generation of Useful Idiots into doublethink is becoming clear

To paraphrase the repurposed agitprop: “Flee toward (*cough*) government-cannot-control-it (*cough*) tulipcoin even as you beg government to make your (*cough*) social media (*cough*) into a space that is safe from anything lacking government approval” (note as well the source).

The doctor posted this entry on Day 405 of WWIII

Will you believe the bit-accusers?

Hey, all you bought-into-tulipcoin suckers, try actually auditing those ledgers instead of parroting hubris-speak about the supposed safety of auditable ledgers (imagine the transaction fees associated with regularly-audited blockchain currency).

The doctor posted this entry on Day 403 of WWIII

Here’s a better idea: ignore both libertarianism and early cybercurrency crops

To get a handle on the muddleheaded commonality within rhetoric such as that at the other end of this post’s external link, just recall that no one among “those who trusted in it [tulipcoin] early” is “enjoying the rewards it has been sewing” unless they have already taken profits and that no blockchain has an […]

The doctor posted this entry on Day 401 of WWIII