[USA — and coming soon to a make-believe jurisdiction near you] DOJ subpoenas reason.com to bully its way toward an authoritarian goal of force-identifying online commenters

The Saturnian Stooge BrigadeFAKE-TM is afraid, and its pretend-authority grunts appear to be lashing out from the ill-presumed safety of black robe costumes (the doctor has little love for reason.com and therefore wonders e-aloud whether this is a NWO strategy for destroying nigh-doctissimus sites or whether yet another line-toeing front operation is helping the NWO trick people into a false impression that filthy spooks have difficulty identifying whomever they want).