Straight from the And If You Believe That One files: “Scorching Earth: Global warming to blame for all-time heat records being set worldwide, as experts warn stifling temperatures will continue to soar”

Almost twenty Earth years ago now, similar (*cough*) experts (*cough*) warned naive media consumers that the concept of snowfall might itself become only a tale to tell grandchildren — yet during this so-called mankind-caused planet cooking it has also been snowing in places like Newfoundland and British Columbia (note the source … and note as well the headline’s implication that meatspace avatars are scorching Earth — as opposed to the standard phrase scorched earth).

The doctor posted this entry on Day 611 of WWIII